♡ Hey there caller

Rules
♡ Post here 'anonymously' with IC questions, be they romantic or trolling
♡ Tune in to Cupid's weekly show
♡ Listen for advice (or ladylike sputtering)
♡ Profit!
As a note I should mention that anything too scandalous will probably send Cupid into a total fluster right on the air. So I guess what I'm saying is: embarrass her. Do it.
"Anonymous"
I'm not worried about moral standards, I'm good at tying knots, and I know his exact weight and tolerance for alcohol. What I want to know is, how much ether should I soak a rag in, and how long should I hold it in place, if I want good results?
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Anonymous!
There is a woman I cannot hope to sweep from my thoughts. Everything about her simply leaves me hypnotized: Her eyes that never cease to enchant me and demand I never turn away, her hair that falls like a curtain down to a slender waist and sways with each step... I could prattle on for hours and never describe this bewitching woman in a way that truly encompasses her beauty!
Ah, but she is a stubborn one, and I thoroughly enjoy our arguments. The way she frowns just so, her eyes all but burning a hole through me is exquisite, yet I wonder if there might be some way to lay down the proverbial hatchet...
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Anon and wondering if you're still doing this XDD